More advices n loads more of frustration today GRRR

So Cissi has a proper spinal/lock/thingie going on with her lower back/spine...
Been to the chiropractor in Sweden twice during her vacation, and the problem gets solved...
Then unfortunately it comes back here in Delhi and she can hardly sit, walk straight etc...
its really bad and desperately I sent her to my orthopedist here in Delhi...which treats me for my heel spur (and just in general fucked up body)...

But what they do doesn’t help and she gets desperate...

We discuss it at work and since NO ONE knows what a chiropractor is here (!!!??) they all look at me scared and miss trusting... (Crazzzzy Louise again)

And they claim that scary bone cracking thing to be very dangerous and something only RURAL Indian HOCUS POCUS doctors do here...
NOOO LOOOUIIIIIISE you will never find a certified chirooo what ever it’s called...no no
Just go back to that doctor of yesterday CIIISSSSIIII...NAA??

So I get pissed off, and maybe got a bit offensive and rude....

OR JUST FRUSTRATED IN INDIA??

I start calling (after numerous attempts of finding a chiropractor in New Delhi on google...without any result) the biggest and supposedly best (!) hospital here MAX.....and the fucking receptionist DOESNT even know what a chiropractor IS!!!??
She asked me to repeat the WORD 3 times and then SPELL it for her...
Then AS ALWAYS

Ok yes we do have those people here (THOSE PEOPLE!!!??? WTF is a doctor for fucks sake...) no problem MA'M, I ll JUST (why add JUST anywhere???) connect you....

No luck and she cannot connect me thru to any of THOSE PEOPLE...

I ask her straight up, DO YOU actually have chiropractors then??
Well yes ma'm, its like like like....ehuummm, physiotherapists ok ma'm...Ill JUST (??) connect you OOONLLYYY...

I hang up.

Anyhow....she is now on her way to MAX to get an x-ray...then hopefully that PEOPLE PERSON whatever, can send her to a place where they might be able to help her...

Mamma mia

Then to the advice of the day:

Cissi also wakes up with a super sore throat, and cant swallow...feels like a big BALL is in her throat.....

Her cook, mister Rajan has an explanation:

Rajan: IT’S OOONLY because you have been drinking too much COLD water madam...

Cissi: grrrrrr

Then down to the car to go see the retarded orthopedist that PUT ICEEEEE (!!!) on her lower back???? mamma mia...

her driver..Manoj..Also quite special little man...

Manoj: Ohh but I have the same madam, you know weather changes (that s the explanation you get for any disease, stomach, and throat anything....weather changes...?) & also cause you ve been drinking too much COLD WATER...yes OOONLY

Cissi: grrrr

Ok bye for now...

GRRRR day in DELHI