equal my ass! 2009 or 1939????

so i decided to go to this swedish spring ball last weekend, which is this kind of arranged parties or get-together kinda thing that i normally refuse to attend......for many different reasons ( another blog for that)...though this time though that i should maybe stop being such a bitterfitta and actually check it out..open my mind a bit and give them a chance LOL

my funny colleague was also coming and some weeks followed of stress about dresses and we heard about the housewifes, ordering dresses, making their hair and nails for the big (!) event...we laughed and made fun of it....but got scared since it seemed to be the nobel party or something....we wernt prepared at all....

anyways

had a funny drink at my place before going there, with typical swedish eurovision song contest music (schlager in swedish) and old 90-ies hits to get in the mood....lol
(this is how swedish people party back home.....meet up at someones house, have one tooooo many drinks listen to silly music and get less nervous...)

so we did that..with swedish snacks ( chips & dip .....nostalgia :))))

get there and we re of course really late ( swedish people arent ever late...6 pm means 6 pm..wich by the way is crazy early to start a party..buh hey..swedish parties start early...) and just in time to get a blue (!!!?) alcohol free (!!!!????) drink and hear some welcome speech from the chairMAN of the swedish chamers of commerce.....(bluelagoon !!??? havent that one died out amongst other weird n nasty drink species??)

after that we move into the hall where dinner and party is about to go down...
i end up havin probably the most boring table of all, where a finnish or swedish big guy after pressure from other tables stands up out of the blue and makes a very loud-mumble-neanderthaly-kinda-scream/boraaallllll about how people should drink up and drink more....(not funny, not crazy,,,, no just pointless and weird...) and our table, all felt a little bit crazy and then they laughed nervously and had one more sip of the vodka schnaps....(the event was sponsored by absolut vodka thnk god! or oh no......considering how swedes drink.....)

people got more and more looooseeee and crazy with the free vodka...and more stupid neanderthaly kinda men made outbursts like the finnish/swede by my table...

only 1 woman stands up to speek during the evening and only to acknowledge another womans birthday.....we all sing..and the birthday woman after standing up on her chair while we sang, falls off the chair ( most funny moment of the night!)

then it was time for the HOUSEWIFE CHOIR...no I AM NOT kidding..the MOST EQUAL country in the world according all statistics have a little choir put together with ONLY women and all HOUSEWIFES......unbelievable..i felt naseaus and had to look down during the performance....light cloloured ugly ass dresses ( from the tailor and luxury stores in delhi..) hairs done, make up done...spring songs from sweden... sang by swedish housewife-birds....no no no
this is not happening i think...

after that the EXPAT MEN had to hold speeches, cause that's what important FATTY, DRUNK men with IMPORTANT JOBS do at dinners where their wifes sing songs for the ivited guests of importance....

not a single man in that room had something important or interesting to say in their terrible swenglish (english spoken half in english with a swedish accent half in swedish when u dont know the english words for it).......speeches became longer and more stupid as the dinner continued & as their wifes kept singing more songs....

one song was even written by the finnish/swedes wife (! clap yr hands!) where they were making fun of being a housewife in delhi.....!!!?????

then the exciting draw from the lottery was about to happen :) i had 4 ticktes in my hand hoping for a win :)..i didnt win anything and the FATTY STUPID MEN got more STUPID!
My young, successful, beautiful colleagues Karin & Linda both won different prices and the guy who announced himself as toastmaster in the beginning of the night (and now also the one announcing the winners..) asked without reason and without anyone reacting "where is yr husband?" & "are you married?" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ( there was 1 woman involved here though...she got to hand out the price to the winners.....?)

honestly people...this is sad...stereotype, stupid, retarded and the reality STILL in 2009

statistics MY ASS.....

naaaaa we must also be the only country where these housewifes are also embarressed of being JUST housewifes though they choose to do this themselves...no one forced these swedish women to join their stupid boring fatty husbands and move to a country far far away....
the excuse you d get from anyone is: ohh yes hmmmm im here with my husband, but u know i had this great amazing job before we came out here yess......
just stand for it, njoy it and do what ever the fuck you want with yr freetime!!!??

i really dun get it..in sweden (and more countries) women can do whatever they want, brothers, fathers, cousins, or neighbours dont kill them if they decide what to do, when to do it and how to do it...

nooo people...

serious going back in time...

fat red glossy men, holding stupid speeches, without meaning, having jobs which they dont deserve probably ( sorry ) and wifes in nice ( what they think) dresses with nice ( what they think) hair n make up singing spring songs for the guests...
here at least they dont have to cook, do grocery shopping, drag bags n kids around to here n there...

no here we have servants and drivers to do all of that for you :)

ahh and how damn double faced am i not...
with amazing music and loads of that free alcohol...i just danced all that feminist anger out of me, had one of the less fatty stupid ones spin me around the dancefloor....dropped a glass on my foot, started bleeding and got a little bit more fatty, stupid and drunk....

bye bye
bitterfittan